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Honestly, this lot writes better than I expected; plenty of them sound like actual people rather than someone reading off a script, which is never a given. The one I keep going back to is Alva Mortensen, who's from Copenhagen and refreshingly upfront that she's a homebody, that work is enough socialising for her, and that animals, the cinema and a good glass of wine more or less make her week. It reads like a diary entry instead of a pitch, with a cheeky streak hiding under the quiet bits. She's the first profile I'd send a mate, no question.

Fie Laursen is the name everyone here clocks from telly, and she leans into it, but what won me over wasn't the fame, it was how chatty and unguarded the writing gets once you're past the intro. Mina is the opposite energy entirely, all confidence and not the least bit bothered who knows it. Start with Alva though; that little wine confession tells you more about her than most bios manage in a whole paragraph.