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Honest read on this lot: it's loud. Half the bios are shouting in capitals and a good few are leaning on the same Southern-housewife routine, so the quieter ones get buried. Lu is who I'd open first, and she's the only name on this page actually from Deep South. Twenty-two, writes like she's texting a mate ("heyy y'all"), and she more or less dares you to message her because she'll reply before you've set your phone down. No persona, no script, which lands well after the fourth housewife bit in a row.

The one who properly won me over is Kinky Kandi. Her whole pitch is that her page isn't wallpapered with shoutouts for other creators, just 800-odd posts that are all her, and you believe her. She's an amateur and very sure of herself, which is a better mix than it sounds. Lola sits at the top of the demand list and I understand why, but the bartender-gone-rogue act does nothing for me. So if you take one recommendation off here, make it Kandi, purely for being the rare one showing up as herself.