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Two of the busiest pages here pull in opposite directions, and I'm fond of both for it. The Legendary Michelle Hardenbrook is the one I'd open first, and not for the reason you'd assume. She bills herself as a sweet 74-year-old Southern lady whose neighbours have no idea, and she commits to that bit so completely the whole page reads like a character she's been writing for years. There's a dry, self-aware humour in how she crowns herself "Legendary" that most people with half her nerve couldn't carry. You follow her because she's genuinely funny about it, not in spite of the age.

Nicole Desmond is the opposite sell, all approachability; she's open that she's squeezing this around a normal life, and her page reads that way rather than like a content schedule. If you want one that wears its roots out loud, Miss wetwet puts the 209 right at the top of her bio, a self-styled Backwood Barbie and mother of three who'd sooner block you than fake nice, and that flintiness is exactly why her regulars stay put.