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Honestly, open Belfast Sarah first. Her bio made me laugh before I'd clicked a single thing, and that tells you most of what you need to know: she writes the way she actually talks, all craic and fish-supper jokes, not a word of it focus-grouped. The page being free helps, sure, but it's the voice that keeps people there. Then there's Amy Nicole, who's apparently decided she's the best thing produced this side of Guinness and somehow makes you go along with it. That much front is either grating or good fun, and with her it lands as fun.

The one I keep flagging to mates who can't stand surprises is Louise Julie. She lays out exactly what she's about up top, sets her limits in plain words, and holds to them, so you're never guessing what you signed up for. There's something genuinely refreshing about a creator that straight with you. Sarah and Amy are easy yeses if you want personality before anything else, but if I'm sending one person to the right page tonight, it's Louise, purely because she's the rare one who tells you the truth before you've spent a penny.