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I'll be straight with you, this page is basically Birmingham wearing a West Midlands badge, and the women I kept clicking back to all play that up rather than hide it. Tammie Howes is the one I'd open first. She apologises for her Brummie accent before you've even asked, jokes about it, then talks about travelling like she actually means it, and the whole page reads like a girl who finds herself funny. Soph runs hers entirely solo and it shows; she answers her own messages and seems genuinely set on knowing fans one at a time, which is rarer round here than you'd think. Her page is free, by the way.

Larna Xo takes a different tack, everything's handed over the second you subscribe with none of the drip-feeding most pages lean on, so she's your pick if you can't stand being strung along. The rest blur together a bit, honestly. But Amber got me. Her whole pitch is more or less 'I'm a bit shy, be nice,' and after a few hundred bios all shouting at you, that quiet little 'be nice x' was the one that actually stuck.